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Gentlemen. - King - 07-26-2010
Hello all, my name is King, and for the most part I am here for [b]you[/b]
A little about myself well ok my name is matt i am 19 and 51 weeks old and i like to play my ps3 sometimes with kevin we play mw2 and i get really angry here is a picture of me enclosed enjoying a fine wine for your leisure.
[Image: http://iaza.com/work/100727C/30665_119931031366649_100000492582869_228651_4060899_n55041.jpg]
RE: Gentlemen. - King - 07-26-2010
also ne ladies yes to c2c. if you atleast look kind of female i will accept i am not fussy
RE: Gentlemen. - Rekhyt - 07-26-2010
i always thought you'd be a white wine guy
RE: Gentlemen. - Ascaris - 07-26-2010
(07-26-201010:52 PM)King Wrote: [Image: http://iaza.com/work/100727C/30665_119931031366649_100000492582869_228651_4060899_n55041.jpg]
here we see king breaking down after being beaten up because someone thought he was a pussy for choosing wine over whisky
RE: Gentlemen. - Rekhyt - 07-26-2010
king is a wild wildabeast
RE: Gentlemen. - Ascaris - 07-26-2010
also note how tightly he is holding the cup demonstrating how he is trying to prevent the wine glass from falling due to his hands shaking in fear of the fellow who beat him up over his choice of drink
RE: Gentlemen. - King - 07-27-2010
(07-26-201011:33 PM)Ascaris Wrote: also note how tightly he is holding the cup demonstrating how he is trying to prevent the wine glass from falling due to his hands shaking in fear of the fellow who beat him up over his choice of drink
Here we see Ascaris gripping tightly to a loose assumption that I'm not just holding my girlfriend's wine for a picture, as shown by the fact I'm not drinking it.
Good try Ascaris, btw how would you know anything about whisky? Do they do a halal alternative now? :S
RE: Gentlemen. - paulregggaaal - 07-27-2010
that chest hair you sexy fox i want to perm it i wonder if you know who i am
RE: Gentlemen. - King - 07-27-2010
of course I do ;]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
RE: Gentlemen. - Ascaris - 07-27-2010
(07-27-201002:43 AM)King Wrote: Here we see Ascaris gripping tightly to a loose assumption that I'm not just holding my girlfriend's wine for a picture, as shown by the fact I'm not drinking it.
why are you holding it near your lips
RE: Gentlemen. - King - 07-27-2010
(07-27-201004:46 AM)Ascaris Wrote:(07-27-201002:43 AM)King Wrote: Here we see Ascaris gripping tightly to a loose assumption that I'm not just holding my girlfriend's wine for a picture, as shown by the fact I'm not drinking it.
why are you holding it near your lips
So that it looks like I'm drinking it silly. Why are you getting a hard on over your poor jabs?
RE: Gentlemen. - Ascaris - 07-27-2010
why is your face puffed up and your eyes squinting
RE: Gentlemen. - Jericho - 07-27-2010
I know an alcoholic!
RE: Gentlemen. - King - 07-27-2010
(07-27-201007:30 AM)Ascaris Wrote: why is your face puffed up and your eyes squinting
Your eyes tend to squint when you've had 15 pints and a camera flash in your eyes. my face is puffed up because surprisingly I'm slightly overweight you silly sandrat you.
RE: Gentlemen. - Ascaris - 07-27-2010
why are there red blotches all over your cheeks
RE: Gentlemen. - Justine - 07-27-2010
You look like a big man, how bout we get together and have us a little bang bang?
RE: Gentlemen. - King - 07-27-2010
(07-27-201007:39 AM)Ascaris Wrote: why are there red blotches all over your cheeks
Because alchohol makes your face go red after a while, you wouldn't notice mind you, but us of purer skin do.
RE: Gentlemen. - Ascaris - 07-27-2010
well i guess that EXPLAINS EVERYTHING then
RE: Gentlemen. - King - 07-27-2010
(07-27-201007:44 AM)Ascaris Wrote: well i guess that EXPLAINS EVERYTHING then
have you actually ever seen someone's face after they get kicked in? It isn't slightly red and puffy you fucking half wit.
RE: Gentlemen. - Ascaris - 07-27-2010
well british people are generally weak and scrawny