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Gentlemen.
07-26-2010, 10:52 PM
Post: #1
Gentlemen.
Hello all, my name is King, and for the most part I am here for you

A little about myself well ok my name is matt i am 19 and 51 weeks old and i like to play my ps3 sometimes with kevin we play mw2 and i get really angry here is a picture of me enclosed enjoying a fine wine for your leisure.

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07-26-2010, 10:54 PM
Post: #2
RE: Gentlemen.
also ne ladies yes to c2c. if you atleast look kind of female i will accept i am not fussy
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07-26-2010, 11:16 PM
Post: #3
RE: Gentlemen.
i always thought you'd be a white wine guy
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07-26-2010, 11:30 PM
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(07-26-2010 10:52 PM)King Wrote:  [Image: 30665_119931031366649_100000492582869_22...n55041.jpg]

here we see king breaking down after being beaten up because someone thought he was a pussy for choosing wine over whisky
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07-26-2010, 11:30 PM
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RE: Gentlemen.
king is a wild wildabeast
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07-26-2010, 11:33 PM
Post: #6
RE: Gentlemen.
also note how tightly he is holding the cup demonstrating how he is trying to prevent the wine glass from falling due to his hands shaking in fear of the fellow who beat him up over his choice of drink
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07-27-2010, 02:43 AM
Post: #7
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(07-26-2010 11:33 PM)Ascaris Wrote:  also note how tightly he is holding the cup demonstrating how he is trying to prevent the wine glass from falling due to his hands shaking in fear of the fellow who beat him up over his choice of drink

Here we see Ascaris gripping tightly to a loose assumption that I'm not just holding my girlfriend's wine for a picture, as shown by the fact I'm not drinking it.

Good try Ascaris, btw how would you know anything about whisky? Do they do a halal alternative now? Confused
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07-27-2010, 02:50 AM
Post: #8
RE: Gentlemen.
that chest hair you sexy fox i want to perm it i wonder if you know who i am HeartBlush
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07-27-2010, 03:26 AM
Post: #9
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of course I do ;]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
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07-27-2010, 04:46 AM
Post: #10
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(07-27-2010 02:43 AM)King Wrote:  Here we see Ascaris gripping tightly to a loose assumption that I'm not just holding my girlfriend's wine for a picture, as shown by the fact I'm not drinking it.

why are you holding it near your lips
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07-27-2010, 07:29 AM
Post: #11
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(07-27-2010 04:46 AM)Ascaris Wrote:  
(07-27-2010 02:43 AM)King Wrote:  Here we see Ascaris gripping tightly to a loose assumption that I'm not just holding my girlfriend's wine for a picture, as shown by the fact I'm not drinking it.

why are you holding it near your lips

So that it looks like I'm drinking it silly. Why are you getting a hard on over your poor jabs?
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07-27-2010, 07:30 AM
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why is your face puffed up and your eyes squinting
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07-27-2010, 07:34 AM
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I know an alcoholic!
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07-27-2010, 07:37 AM
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(07-27-2010 07:30 AM)Ascaris Wrote:  why is your face puffed up and your eyes squinting

Your eyes tend to squint when you've had 15 pints and a camera flash in your eyes. my face is puffed up because surprisingly I'm slightly overweight you silly sandrat you.
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07-27-2010, 07:39 AM
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why are there red blotches all over your cheeks
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07-27-2010, 07:39 AM
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RE: Gentlemen.
You look like a big man, how bout we get together and have us a little bang bang?
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07-27-2010, 07:43 AM
Post: #17
RE: Gentlemen.
(07-27-2010 07:39 AM)Ascaris Wrote:  why are there red blotches all over your cheeks

Because alchohol makes your face go red after a while, you wouldn't notice mind you, but us of purer skin do.
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07-27-2010, 07:44 AM
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well i guess that EXPLAINS EVERYTHING then
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07-27-2010, 07:50 AM
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(07-27-2010 07:44 AM)Ascaris Wrote:  well i guess that EXPLAINS EVERYTHING then

have you actually ever seen someone's face after they get kicked in? It isn't slightly red and puffy you fucking half wit.
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07-27-2010, 07:52 AM
Post: #20
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well british people are generally weak and scrawny
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