3 out of 4 forums i frequent have database errors every day

[Rekhyt]

what would i give for this forum to have an active userbase and its own server to ensure it never fails

[Revert]

like pc?

[Rekhyt]

yes

[King]

I'm active. This place would be better if we had something unique.

[Jericho]

What's our gimmick? lol.

[Revert]

I was gonna suggest something SEXual. but. y'know.

[Verslie]

We have Ascaris.

He's like a virtual pinata, no matter how many times you beat him he still comes back for more.

[Jericho]

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[Ascaris]

We have Ascaris.

He's like a virtual pinata, no matter how many times you beat him he still comes back for more.

you should just shut the fuck up.

notice everytime me and king have gotten into a tussle, youve been the little cheerleader sucking the cocks of everyone who wasnt me just to get a bigger pack to diss me. and notice everytime thats ever happened its only ever taken two or three direct posts from me to you to shut you up. the reason it hasnt happened thus far is because im well aware of the consequences of me striking back; because kings a good troll, not that its anything to be proud of, but if it came to a trollwar the forum would be reduced to shit before youd know it, which is exactly what hed want, unless i ban you both. and i cant, because youre reasonably decent members when it doesnt involve me.

so you see ive had little choice in this matter, and i hoped taking a little abuse for a day or so would, temporarily at least, resolve tension (and give me the highest postcount status because we all know how chicks dig that) and we could get back to the normal. but if youre going to continue spouting shit like you own the place and anyone other than you two actually has any hard feelings towards me then im not going to let that slide.

im not going to ban you, no. but i can torment your stay over here in ways you wont even realise. and if im hearing right and youre active here because you dont have anywhere else to go to then you should just chill because you dont want to get harrassed on the only forum that isnt completely shit, and because im not the hypocrite who began hating someone just because someone else did.

[Jericho]

ilyall

[Revert]

tl;dr
rawr. skimmed. maybe.

[Faltzer]

They're all terrible forums so it's no surprise vB thinks they should break down more often.