The Cut Game

[Celery]

This game's easy, but very fun. Someon will say a subject, and after two pages we swutch subject's. WHat you do is when the subject is given, you have to give creative and differnet ways to cut them. You can list objects you use to cut, areas to cut, and you can even put images if you make them work. So say the subject is Jericho; and I said; "-cut-", the next person would have to put something different like: "-Cuts Jericho with a butter knife-" or "-Cuts Jericho in the throat-". Ok, the subject here is; [i][b]Ascaris[/b][/i]!! So remember, have fun, and don't hold grudges.

-cut-

[Revert]

-cuts Ascaris with a rock-

[Celery]

Fine, 20 posts of cutting.

-Cuts ascaris on his butt cheek with a nail.-

[Revert]

-cuts Ascaris with a water bottle-

[Rekhyt]

-cuts ascaris' post-

[Rekhyt]

because the spamlands are freelands

[Celery]

-cuts Ascaris with rekhyt in the brain-

[Ascaris]

and... no

[Rekhyt]

i see this thread having more potential than other stupid game threads

[Celery]

-Cuts Ascaris's pride with the key to this thread-

[Ascaris]

ill give you the benefit of the doubt

3 pages

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-cuts Ascaris with a celery stick-

[Celery]

Whoever gets the most creative cut gets to choose the next target.

[Jericho]

-cuts ascaris's left testicle leaving him sterile-

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-cuts Ascaris with a rainbow made of skittles-

[Celery]

-cuts a deep wound in Ascaris's right thigh-

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-cuts Ascaris with a pokeball, specifically the GS ball-

[Celery]

Ooh, it'e been getting pretty steamy since the thread kicked off.

-Cuts ascaris' kidney with his castrated testicle-

[Revert]

o_o chelery is sexually frustrated.

-cuts Ascaris with sharpies, after I draw a mustache on him-

[Clyde Frog]

I sit there...waiting. Seeing you like this...I start tearing up. They told me there was no hope...I couldn't believe it. All our lives we've been through so much, and it ends like this. You had so much more to live for, and I ruined it for you. It was my fault...I was driving the car...*sob* FUCK!!!! FUUUCCKK!!!!! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY! The doctor checks in to see if everything ok. I told him that I need another minute. Remember the time we went camping in the woods? How you said you wanted to change the world, and make it a better place? Well you did. You made the world better...for me. ...Goodbye Friend.

*Cuts Ascaris' breathing tube*